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If they try to rob you while getting money from an ATM, do not resist. just dial your pin backwards. for example, instead of 1234, dial 4321. As a result, the machine will secretly notify the police and push out money, but it will be tightly clamped by the dispensing device, as if it were stuck. This function is available in all ATMs, but not everyone knows about it. tell your friends, someone might find it useful.

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I took the wine from the store. I’m standing, choosing olives. the Gopnik security guard approaches. young man, you have a minute! I screw up my face from the series What the fuck? him: there is a minute left until 23.00 to buy alcohol! I immediately explode, jumping over the goods and rushing to the cash registers. he overtakes me - runs ahead - breaks through the road. At the checkout the line is parting: urgently! wine! cashier: oh, let me give it to you quickly - there’s only a minute left! just paid. Behind me, 2 people apart, there are guys with beer. cashier: oh my god. beer. they won't make it in time. gets up and shouts almost in panic: girls! punch the beer. 30 seconds left! This is what I call civil society.