caer

carts in supermarkets should be not only at the entrance, but also in the middle of the trading floor, so that arrogant people like me don’t drop a mountain of products near the checkout.

the only thing I don't want to survive a nuclear apocalypse without

“Don’t piss in the elevator!!! I’ll spoil the urine (my pussy will fall off!!)” - I think they even peed on this piece of paper

By the way, if you drop a little birch sap on a lube disc, several bonus tracks will open.

-hey, angel. Didn't it hurt to fall from heaven to earth? - it hurts, fuck it

An icicle saved another icicle from falling! respect to such icicles

-hey, Clark! Look! Your shoelaces are untied! -I won’t fall for this crap a second time.

glad