cabina de baño

During a long flight across the Atlantic, you feel the urge to go to the toilet. Sitting in the restroom, you heard screams and threats in the cabin. That’s right, the plane was hijacked by terrorists, and you are the only person who didn’t notice. your actions? -Well, first you need to finish your shit.

I want a shower like this

that's him in the cabin there

-Lord, give me a yacht and a cottage. -catch.

-What hairstyle do you want? - "Spongebob's hut" - not a word more

two tickets to hell please

87% of people intentionally spell the word shack backwards.

on any New Year's entry: he just wants to get drunk; always on the phone; owner of the hut; lover of free drink; an alpha guy who pecks chicks; I'm just glad he was invited.

Only the coolest friends were allowed into the hut