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“marry me” - when he found out that her father could get out of the army

-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?

I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.

-why don’t you want to marry me? - we had a walk and had a good time. I'll marry a virgin!

You can’t marry him right away, you just met!

fucked up is when the player jammed the parent's cassette with porn

-Dad, I want to get married. -Apologize first. -For what? - I’m sorry. - But for what? What I've done? -just apologize. -but... what is my fault? - apologize. -For what??? - apologize. -Please, at least tell me the reason! - apologize. -okay, dad... excuse me!!! -Now you're ready. your training was successful. when you learn to apologize without any reason, you can get married!