business trainer

business idea: 1) we enter into an agreement with a cellular operator for a paid number. 2) take a loan from a bank. 3) we don’t pay the loan. 4) collectors call your paid number around the clock. 5) we rake in the loot with a shovel. profit!

business coach explains how he made a million: 1. got up at 6 am every day 2. ran for 30 minutes 3. contrast shower 4. 20 minutes of meditation 5. wrote down goals in a notebook 6. his father has an oil company 7. ate right

-Good evening, Denis. want to earn money? I can get a job in Gazprom, Rosneft, the State Duma. or cooperation with my small company. want to earn money? -What did I just read? -I don’t know, I’m stoned, sorry

Business style

I'm my mother's businessman

knows business. knows chemistry. knows the password, sees the landmark

the perfect deal is when two people think they fuck each other

India has become the world's largest beef exporter, overtaking Brazil... nothing personal, just business.

- you need to do business and not sit around at the university!!! I earned a million in 2 months of my own business! -Well, yes, I do the same thing and earned two. -Are you a businessman too?) -I’m also a pussy.