brain

Bruise: *hurts when I touch it* Me: *touch it again* Me: Ay Brain: Touch it again

Mom: your peers got married, gave birth to children, what’s going on in your head? what's in my head:

do you remember this? It was generally fucked up... but here, of course, it was possible to answer differently, you're fucked up. -brain. fuck up the fucker

Guys, what is the left hemisphere of the brain responsible for? -for the market

my brain is broken

Thank you, brain, for offering killer arguments about 15 minutes after the argument.

train your brain correctly

my brain is a little broken

break your brain

What happens if a husband sees condoms in his wife’s bag? light reflected from the packaging of condoms, passing through the transparent cornea, first hits the elastic lens. the lens, deforming, focuses on the object, as a result of which a reduced and inverted image of condoms will be projected onto the retina. The retina itself is a layer of nerve cells. which are adjacent to the rod pigment cells (react quickly to light, but do not allow one to distinguish colors) and cones (react more slowly, but do allow one to distinguish colors). signals from nerve cells enter the brain, where they are analyzed. as a result, the husband understands that these are condoms, and not, for example, a hedgehog or a can of cola.