bottle of rum

-What do you have in your bag? -bottle of rum. -Did you call a bottle of vodka rum? - Yes.

after a bottle of cognac, the conversation turns into an information leak

when you realize that it was not in vain that you drank for so many years

-give me a bottle of whiskey. -with myself? - no, without you.

if a man says he can drink a bottle of whiskey, then a man can drink a bottle of whiskey. men don't joke about stuff like that

In Russia, one of the passengers dropped a bottle of vodka under the train

don't worry, honey. I'll just drink a bottle of wine with my friends

while you wait for your girlfriend

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”