two girls are sitting on the roof... one is good, the other is evil and throwing stones at passers-by, the evil one hit 3 times, and the good one 5... because good always defeats evil!
-Good morning. -What did you want to say? Are you wishing me good morning or are you saying that morning is good and it doesn’t matter what I think about it? or perhaps you want to say that you experienced the kindness of this morning? or do you think everyone should be kind this morning? -You're really sick...