blagues du nouvel an

-How are you? -better than yours. Handsome. -Do you praise your jokes??? - Yeah, you could too, if you could joke. Handsome.

NOT SICK BEFORE THE NEW YEAR

-Doctor, why, instead of curing me, are you joking about my insomnia? -it's fun. -And how many other jokes do you have? -You never dreamed of it.

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

season is open

how I decorate the tree front and back

leave me alone! run! save yourself!