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you start living alone. expectation: you develop yourself like crazy, learn eight languages at once and cook complex dishes. reality: you poop with the door open..

If your open space is not like this, then don’t even try to invite me to work.

They will also look at your ceiling with their mouths open - stretch ceilings....

when I tried compote in the school canteen

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when dad mastered photoshop

I often think what could have happened today if I had started the day not with coffee, but with champagne.

When asked to clean the room, quote Einstein: “Only a fool needs order - genius rules over chaos.”

mint treats neuralgia, and beets treat hypertension. strawberries drive away salt, and sage drives away toothache. Eat watermelon for nephritis. and lingonberries - for arthritis. To have more strength, don’t forget about the “elecampane”. cranberry - will cure cystitis. radish - cough and bronchitis. for headaches - viburnum, and for colds - tea with raspberries. nettle - cleanses the blood, treats vision; carrots. sleep will be returned - motherwort, hops. strength, vigor - honey, ginseng. Treat the liver with mountain ash. heart - mint and viburnum, so as not to have diabetes, eat Jerusalem artichoke all summer. Let's cure asthma with hyssop. bladder - dill. ulcers, wounds, hemorrhoids - rinse with plantain. Apply the onion to the boils. Listen to this friend’s advice, eat greens every day.

“in Perm, unknown persons stole a bag with 5 million rubles from a man,” “five Perm businessmen received one million rubles each,” “five corpses were found under a bridge in Perm,” “the head of the Perm police department purchased an SUV worth 5 million rubles,” “a man who was robbed of 5 million rubles, stole an SUV from the head of the Perm Department of Internal Affairs" - smiled