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when we argued, I still made him coffee. because spitting right in the face was too risky...

a beard changes a person

-the exhaust is faulty, the motorcycle is making a lot of noise, can we fix it? -Are you crazy? make it thunder even louder

girls, when your partner puts his finger in his mouth during sex, what do you do? -whistle

When I fucked my gym teacher

This is me walking with my parents after jerking off hard to a dirty fantasy

tickets will become a little cheaper if you become a little richer. (c) aviasales

when you pretend to listen to a person, but you yourself think about how you will come home and eat so much that you can barely breathe

b simple exercises that everyone can do: 1. get up from the couch; 2. returning home drunk; 3. stand in line silently; 4. check if the leg is in place; 5. close your ears so as not to hear voices; 6. come to terms with it.