bague d'or

Google is no joke. “Google you fagot” - I hear you, you fucking bastard, I ran your fucking address into the database. -You fucking fagot, I’ll tear your organs apart and fuck you. "Google is asking for your device's location data."

- I asked my husband to buy me a gold ring. Damn, I bought it! I'm sitting and listening!

while my grandmother is sleeping I wear her rings

Smile. if you're gay! Never held back like this

note from a crime chronicle: a married couple discovered a thief in their house after the owner of the house told a joke and there was laughter upstairs.

after the death of this man there remained: 2 French jackets, a pair of boots, a tobacco pouch, a pipe, 5 rubles of money and a great power.

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...