avion

sharp attack aircraft

-Hi, what's up? - hello, I’m on a plane))) - it’s a pity, we have whiskey, vodka, rum, the girls are coming, I wanted to invite you too

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

everything is fine, normal parking in Russia

“two f-18 military aircraft collided over the US coast” - an attempt to create an f-36 from two f-18s failed.....

Meanwhile, Latvia has doubled its air patrols.

and I answer you this airplane with porridge landed right in my mouth

During a long flight across the Atlantic, you feel the urge to go to the toilet. Sitting in the restroom, you heard screams and threats in the cabin. That’s right, the plane was hijacked by terrorists, and you are the only person who didn’t notice. your actions? -Well, first you need to finish your shit.

"how to land a plane" read in the next issue

a child born on board an aircraft during a flight receives a lifetime right to fly free of charge around the world. This thought haunts me