aus dem leben eines mädchens

“All reserve workers who interact with pandas, who are being prepared for life in the wild, must wear panda costumes” -Then the pandas will evolve and write myths that their panda gods were huge in stature and they taught them to get food and survive and kicked them out for some- then a joint from the Garden of Eden where there was endless food

If I tell my parents about my well-being, about my problems, they will not judge me in any case and will not say that all this is due to idleness

music from the Ford Boyardt program is the best soundtrack for life in Russia

I'm already leaving! got ready and didn't go anywhere

Lieutenant Daenerys, storm-born from the house of Targaryen, from the blood of old Valyria, mother of dragons, queen of the Andals, Rhoynar and the first people. present your documents

don't make a woman angry

from the FBI photo archive

Women need to think with their heads, not with their girlfriends

taken down from space

- Do you remember this morning I was running around the apartment shouting joyfully, hurray! I finally found the keys!!!? -Well, yes. -Didn’t you see where I put them after that?