arme

When I ate a watermelon before bed and then woke up in the middle of the night

me when my alarm goes off. me when my alarm doesn't go off.

This is me walking with my parents after jerking off hard to a dirty fantasy

-Thank you for saving me every damn morning. -kisul, I'm just helping you poop

This is me pretending not to notice the mosquito that is flying in my room so that it calmly lands on me and I can quickly swat it away

me after four spontaneous outbursts of aggression, three hysterics and two existential crises: I want love

when friends try to explain the rules of the board game to me, but I physically can’t listen anymore

If your open space is not like this, then don’t even try to invite me to work.

in a parallel universe: - I’m fighting for Valera too much! - no sabz, let’s go without the milling machine Valery, he’s wild. -Okay, I’ll take the schoolboy Mitya. -ok, I'll take the truck driver Nikolai. Damn, I wish I could swing like them.

THE MAJOR SAID THAT AN AMERICAN SATELLITE WILL PASS OVER US SOON