-She's so awesome in this new dress. -it's not new. it was erased with affection. - I don't give a fuck. why the hell did you even bring this bottle here? fucked up.
-Guess how my girlfriend saves a Word document? -How? -presses the computer's shutdown button, the computer asks her: save the document? she presses yes. The computer turns off, while saving the document. after which she turns on the computer. profit!
-ler, we've known each other for a long time and other bullshit. in short, let's meet and fuck? -I have a boyfriend in the Sims, I can’t cheat on him. - Well, fuck now. - We're all serious, sorry. -No one has ever turned me off like that.