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Only three people in history walked on water: Jesus, Peter and Anselmo. but only Anselmo has a photo of this moment :)

when i try to put some sense into my friend's mind. me(after 2 min): I don't have the strength left to do anything now

Soon I will get tired of all this and I will throw myself out of the window. If you live on the ground floor, you can regularly indulge in such whims.

the daughter came without a sled and said that her grandfather and granddaughter asked her to ride them. she told them the address, and they will bring it when they get ready. We are glad that we raised a kind girl, but we read the lecture that she is too trusting. two hours later there was a knock on the door and they brought a sleigh and candy. The daughter reached into her pocket: “Here, I’m returning your phone.”

my childhood treadmill

"Girls like stars, stars LIKE HER!" -What kind of kakana? “And at Rika’s, and at Rika’s, girls are walking and men are walking” - WHAT ARE AURIKS? “And the fly is also a helicopter, but without a gearbox. And a dumpling is crawling along the wall, and all its knees are covered in cucumbers!” -THIS IS A GOOD SONG.

The rooster saw the chicken in the microwave and said: “The loaf is strong... there is no one in the village to lay eggs, but here she rides on the carousel!”

-hey, cat! -what? -Can you walk like this?? -you're a noob!! -not bad

bought a cow bone and stuffed it into an old sneaker. Now my dog plays with it on the porch, and passers-by walk around my house a kilometer away.