als ich mich verliebte

all week I want to shout German military marches from the balcony into the frosty darkness. I don't know what it is. Probably fell in love.

I was sitting at home and watching porn, when suddenly I accidentally noticed myself and my wife. wow, I starred in porn))

when I killed a mosquito that kept me awake all night

Yesterday afternoon I was returning home with my girlfriend, when I let go of her hand to take out my phone and take this photo, she got angry with me and didn’t talk to me again that day. but let's be honest, how often have you seen a dog driving around the city?

Today, while walking with my girlfriend (whom I’ve been dating for 2 months now), she asked me, “why don’t you have a girlfriend?”