alone at home

left alone at home, in a secret room with a stone

if you don't know where this comes from, then you didn't have a merry christmas or happy new year, you filthy animal

I know what you did when you were alone at home

while no one is home

"Girls like stars, stars LIKE HER!" -What kind of kakana? “And at Rika’s, and at Rika’s, girls are walking and men are walking” - WHAT ARE AURIKS? “And the fly is also a helicopter, but without a gearbox. And a dumpling is crawling along the wall, and all its knees are covered in cucumbers!” -THIS IS A GOOD SONG.

home alone - russian version

you start living alone. expectation: you develop yourself like crazy, learn eight languages at once and cook complex dishes. reality: you poop with the door open..

-Mom, why is there a napkin on my face? - leave me alone, I'm looking at my hand