a month at grandma's

a week at grandma's, 2 weeks at grandma's, a month at grandma's.

At the beginning of a relationship: -I'm not hungry. After a month of relationship:

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

Electrician 80 lvl one second before lvl up

Friends moved to a private house with their cat Petrovich. in the morning they went out onto the porch and called the cat to feed. the neighbor was leaving his house at the same time, and they said hello. a couple of months later, a neighbor asked why the hell they call him every morning, say hello and go back home.

superman flies to the rescue

- you need to do business and not sit around at the university!!! I earned a million in 2 months of my own business! -Well, yes, I do the same thing and earned two. -Are you a businessman too?) -I’m also a pussy.

There are three left before the start, two, one, start...

I'm sitting at the dentist. the phone rings. I see - my favorite. I asked the doctor to answer. He picks up the phone and calmly says: “Hello?” Sorry, her mouth is busy right now. When I finish, she will spit and call you back!