1488

the piggery

please pull up to the side of the road 1488

When asked to clean the room, quote Einstein: “Only a fool needs order - genius rules over chaos.”

- Guys, how much is 93*16? -1488! - Well done, Maxim! sit down, five!

-Son, why is the apartment such a mess? -there was a small party with friends. -Okay, where’s the piano?! - I let Vitalik listen.

- Gosh, dude, you should google it first, yeah. gitler there is no such surname, there is hitler, in all Romano-Germanic languages, and in Russian the letter “g” is used due to translation rules. -fascist!! -You are so logical that a chair, a horse, twenty-eight. -usually one person sits on a chair. the horse has four legs. There are twenty-eight letters in a word. 1488!!

-why are things on the floor? -because of gravity, mom

it's a shame to even clean it up

I don’t understand how my room becomes a mess if I sit at the computer all day?