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when you won a super game

calm! Everything's under control! The dollar reached 70 rubles in honor of the 70th anniversary of the great victory! That's how it's meant to be!

Very soon the time will come when there will be watermelon for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

with victory in short

“fgaou dpo ipk-tek” today the Danes asked me what was written on the building where we go to have lunch every day. my vocabulary was not enough...

Porn actors took pseudonyms for themselves based on the fact that the first name is the name of the first pet, and the last name is the name of the street on which they live. What would your name sound like in the porn industry? -tuzik 30 years of victory

winner's look

-Son, have you eaten? -Yes mom. -what did you eat? - blowjob. oh, the omelette is T9. - Son, I don’t like that you’re having lunch with your friend Anton.

I'm just a winner in life

-Yes, master, I did it all! Only he didn’t steal it, he took it. didn't spoil it, but marked it. I didn’t break it, but I won. and didn’t yell, but sang!!!