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I re-read my post every time if someone likes it

do I ask too much from this life?

my level of self-confidence

doctor: I'm very sorry, we gave you the wrong drug, you have 2 days to live. Me with my hyper-politeness: yes, it’s fine, no big deal, thank you

Am I a good housewife? - No. Do I want to become better? - also no. By the way, it's a shit pie.

never give up, shame yourself to the end

b simple exercises that everyone can do: 1. get up from the couch; 2. returning home drunk; 3. stand in line silently; 4. check if the leg is in place; 5. close your ears so as not to hear voices; 6. come to terms with it.

anti-gnaw protection for dogs

I have a flexible schedule at work. I come at what time I want, but no later than 7:30 and leave at any time, but not earlier than 17:00

I have good handwriting, I have my own font