龙虾
that awkward moment when you realize that "steal the crab" is actually a lobster trap
2015 12 16 10:52
5
BELARUS Mogilev
Nastenka was pleasantly surprised when she learned that Gorynych was not only three-headed.
2014 07 21 07:12
18
RUSSIA Moscow
mother of dragons, dragon slayer, dragon trainer, dragon fucker
2016 05 22 08:18
39
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
2024 07 07 10:49
31
UNITED STATES Los Angeles
I was told yesterday that I live in fantasies. I almost fell from the dragon.
2014 10 03 12:02
4
RUSSIA Taganrog
2024 06 11 10:16
11
UNITED STATES Las Vegas
If you mix LSD with analgin, your headache will fly away like a dragon.
2014 11 05 05:03
5
RUSSIA Taganrog
The American climate control system is stealing the Black Sea.
2015 06 30 13:24
14
RUSSIA Moscow
Daenerys stormborn, from the house of Targaryen, from the blood of old Valyria, mother of dragons, queen of the Andals, Rhoynar and the first people, Khaleesi of the great Dothraki sea, will rent a garage for a long time
2016 04 03 09:57
8
RUSSIA Moscow