面试

-What is your worst quality? -honesty. -I don’t give a fuck what you think.

Forget about the resume, son! let's see what you posted on facebook

-fill in the form. -Should I write real or psychological in the “age” column? - sorry, you don’t suit us, you’re an idiot

serious interview on Skype

-what is your name? -Basil. -Do you have children? -yes, son Vasily and daughter Vasilisa! -Are there any animal houses? - Vaska the cat! - unfortunately, we cannot hire you for the position of creative director

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....