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when your friends like funny pranks

-There are a lot of interesting things, but I’m too lazy to tell you. -Do not tell me. Too lazy to read

sucker

funny little train!

when it's already April 2nd and she's still pregnant

- Do you want an interesting job, success with women, and everything you want? -Well, yes. -Well, get off the couch and find a job, you bastard. No, it's some kind of scam.

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

-Facial expression like Pasternak. -and I think he looks more like you))))))) UUhahahahaHAHAHHAA