过期的姜饼

be calm and firm like an expired gingerbread

girls who sucked on: Lexus, BMW, Audi...etc. I ask you to treat other participants in the movement the same way you treat your sponsor’s dick!!

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

-Can’t I spit a chewed carrot in your mouth?! -Can I have another waiter?

season is open

how I decorate the tree front and back

leave me alone! run! save yourself!

those who have lived in the circus in Russia don’t laugh