过场动画

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

you go up to a woman, show her card tricks for 2 hours, then fuck her. it really works. I saw it in The Sims

season is open

You need to answer quickly and out loud! 1. Repeat the word blood 10 times out loud. 2. what flows through the veins? 3. what runs when you cut your finger? 4. what does the heart pump? 5. What color of traffic light should you cross the street at? -how about red?!

how I decorate the tree front and back

leave me alone! run! save yourself!

“come here” - the store fucked me today