达吉斯坦

Dagestan Boeing

There are legends that in Dagestan, children’s balls don’t get hit by cars...)

graduation in Dagestan

1. MP Milonov became the victim of an accident 2. torrents are recognized as legal in Russia 3. the government decided to evict Dagestanis and Chechens to their historical homeland 4. Elena Mizulina was raped by an oral pedophile maniac 5. the Russian national team defeated Germany in the World Cup finals - the most awesome news

I drink, I smoke, I fight, I destroy planets.

Do you want me to blow up all the stars that interfere with sleep?

your dad, luke | Luke, I'm your mom | Luke, I'm your girl | Luke, I'm your coffee maker

you will pay for this

- Son, can you take me to the other side? - bullshit question