A boy comes home from kindergarten all scratched up. dad asks: what happened? - They danced around the Christmas tree. -so what? -The Christmas tree is big, there are few children.
-Wow! look at this guy! he dances like a god!!! -you know what they say, good on the dance floor, good in bed... -hey, hi...what do you say if I offer to continue with me? -great idea!!