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Vasya slept with all his might, but for some reason the hostess did not leave the kitchen

note from a crime chronicle: a married couple discovered a thief in their house after the owner of the house told a joke and there was laughter upstairs.

You can immediately see who is in charge!

-Johnny, where is the coke?! -I swear I didn't take the powder. -it's time to end things with him

see you soon

One day in the cinema I will pluck up the courage and at the most dramatic moment of the film I will shout to the whole audience: problems with access to the joycasino?!

Today I bought a pirate movie from a narc with the movie The Hunger Games 2. I came home, turned it on, and there was a recording of this idiot eating noodles and at the end he still had the nerve to look into the camera and say, these are the real Hunger Games