葡萄酒

yellow colored wine is called white because it is made from green grapes. fuck logic!

-Do you like wine or women more? -depending on what year it is

"darovo" - hello. How are you? "Normanno"

find your booze by zodiac sign: Aries - wine, Taurus - whiskey, Gemini - tequila, Cancer - vodka, Leo - cognac, Virgo - beer, Libra - sambuca, Scorpio - champagne, Sagittarius - rum, Capricorn - absinthe, Aquarius - port , fish - moonshine

I took the wine from the store. I’m standing, choosing olives. the Gopnik security guard approaches. young man, you have a minute! I screw up my face from the series What the fuck? him: there is a minute left until 23.00 to buy alcohol! I immediately explode, jumping over the goods and rushing to the cash registers. he overtakes me - runs ahead - breaks through the road. At the checkout the line is parting: urgently! wine! cashier: oh, let me give it to you quickly - there’s only a minute left! just paid. Behind me, 2 people apart, there are guys with beer. cashier: oh my god. beer. they won't make it in time. gets up and shouts almost in panic: girls! punch the beer. 30 seconds left! This is what I call civil society.

don't worry, honey. I'll just drink a bottle of wine with my friends

The drunkard who waits for several hours for the wine and vodka department to open is affectionately nicknamed by the sellers - Bukhatiko.

wine gets better with age. I get better with wine

"insulation", "wine, vodka, beer" - insulate yourself correctly