自動車整備士

- Mmmm, I see we’re having a romantic evening today? candles, oil... -Petrovich, close the hood!

- hello, and on to the day. You're a car mechanic, right? - Hello, Natasha. well, yes, what happened? -When I kick it in the ass, the light doesn’t light up. - I see, but what’s wrong with the car?