精灵

elf meat in its own juice

Sophie - trades in elves

-and the genie said to me “what do you want, a good memory or a big penis?” - and what did you choose? -I don't remember

just my psychological age is 34 years old

-fill in the form. -Should I write real or psychological in the “age” column? - sorry, you don’t suit us, you’re an idiot

looks like Elvish, I can't read it

my psychological dollar rate is 30 rubles

Have you noticed that “Winston Blue” sounds like the name of some English king, and the names of medicines can be the names of wizards, elves, dragons, etc. King Yodomarin, Prince Gastal, King of the Dwarves Berodual.

-young people, give up your seat! -fuck you, my psychological age is 65 years old

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.