签名

FUCKING SIGNATURE

How do I sign: in a draft, on important documents

here, even without a signature, it’s clear that the cuteness is off the charts

someone fucking paints cooler than I draw

A security guard at Disneyland asks for a little girl's autograph, pretending to mistake her for a "princess."

dota of the brain

business idea: 1) we enter into an agreement with a cellular operator for a paid number. 2) take a loan from a bank. 3) we don’t pay the loan. 4) collectors call your paid number around the clock. 5) we rake in the loot with a shovel. profit!