突变体

SUDDENLY, WHEN YOU CAN'T COME FROM, YOU'RE SO FUCKED UP

me: are these strawberries genetically modified? seller: no, why are you asking? strawberry: yes, why are you asking?

suddenly there is war! and I'm tired..

I walked into the kitchen at 5:30 in the morning and saw this in the sink... and it's not my cat...

suddenly, out of nowhere, out of nowhere.

let's meet cutie? sorry I misspoke

suddenly

Well, what the bitch did you expect?

suddenly

If a girl asks if she is fat, it is not enough for her to answer “no”. you must feign extreme surprise that such a question is even possible. and if you can, then also jump in surprise.