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-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

Recently I received an SMS on my phone: “your boyfriend is cheating on you, and with more than one girl!”, and since then I have been tormented by questions: since when did I have a boyfriend, how long have I been dating him, and what should I tell my wife?

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how I feel when I text a girl I like

-I DON'T TEXT GUYS FIRST -ME TOO!

Whoever she's texting seems to be in big trouble.

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In short, you were stupid, we went to suck off others.

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