男性の喜び

female joy, male joy

When a man stays home alone, his refrigerator gets up to 300 views per evening.

when a woman wants to know a man's opinion, she actually wants to hear her own opinion, only in a bass voice.

“in Perm, unknown persons stole a bag with 5 million rubles from a man,” “five Perm businessmen received one million rubles each,” “five corpses were found under a bridge in Perm,” “the head of the Perm police department purchased an SUV worth 5 million rubles,” “a man who was robbed of 5 million rubles, stole an SUV from the head of the Perm Department of Internal Affairs" - smiled

Every time a cheeky woman yells obscenities at a man, the little woman in her head runs from corner to corner and shouts “at least not everything”

boy: said - done. man: I didn’t promise, I said I’d try. experienced man: I actually didn’t say that. grandfather: there was no such thing at all. old warrior - wise warrior

-Vasya, I know the IP of the computer from which VK was logged in, how to hack a password and email I remember that somehow cookies can be pulled out. -ahahah can I screenshot this?) -why? -I’ll show the boys, they’ll suck. no, dude. You can’t hack a VK account just by knowing your IP. -Vasya, I have a recording of your vocals in the original. - bitch, I got it. - so think about it.

male logic, female logic

if you are a girl and don’t know what to give a guy on February 23, then any guy will be happy if a girl gives him a radio-controlled helicopter. do you hear? not socks, not a razor, not a herring. WINDBLOCK