猪肉

-Dad, what is the greatest Jewish dilemma? -free pork. -It can be sold.

the piggery

jet pig engines

What does the pigtail cheese see in the refrigerator at 3 a.m.

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

I’ve heard a lot in my life - vows, promises, compliments, but the best thing I’ve heard is the purring of a kitten... there are no lies in it... - when a pig grunts, it doesn’t piss either

Thanks to the new soca-cola. Now I know the names of the pigs that leave trash in the yard.

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!