狗 他妈的

-Dude, how are you? -you fucking son of a bitch, I played angry birds on highscreen pure f there was only one fucking pig left and your fucking SMS came out on top and I sent the bird to fly, fuck you knows where you went, fuck you bitch!! -sorry... -you just did it one more fucking time, fuck you man, fuck you!!!

better than any theater

the dog knows he didn't do anything wrong, but he's black, so he decided not to contact the police

and let the whole world wait

- I want a dog with boobs) - Holy shit, what have you done. -I can’t imagine her any other way now.

What if Edvard Munch tried to draw a dog with long ears, but he was a bad artist, and all the people were delighted with his painting, and he just didn’t object? Well, now I can't unsee it...

I think my dog needs an exorcist