消防車

car service, the client looks at the bill: what kind of item is that “for a ride” 10,000 rubles? master: - it didn’t work. cross it out.

collects water

1. MP Milonov became the victim of an accident 2. torrents are recognized as legal in Russia 3. the government decided to evict Dagestanis and Chechens to their historical homeland 4. Elena Mizulina was raped by an oral pedophile maniac 5. the Russian national team defeated Germany in the World Cup finals - the most awesome news

pulled out at the last moment

Firefighters' logic is off the charts

A fireman saved a cat from a fire, the cat was not impressed

good coosplay

The peculiarity of women's eyes is that they are able to see someone else's hair on your raincoat and do not notice a fire hydrant when parking.

-You didn’t wash away after yourself again, Egor. - Lena, that's enough. It’s better to look at what’s going on in the Donbass.

5 years - I want to become an astronaut. 8 years old - I want to become a firefighter. 13 years old - I want to become a football player. now - fuck. give me some work!