楽しいでしょうねと彼らは言いました

the daughter came without a sled and said that her grandfather and granddaughter asked her to ride them. she told them the address, and they will bring it when they get ready. We are glad that we raised a kind girl, but we read the lecture that she is too trusting. two hours later there was a knock on the door and they brought a sleigh and candy. The daughter reached into her pocket: “Here, I’m returning your phone.”

ride an elephant, they said, it will be fun, they said...

-Giving girls flowers is strange. -like... here, I... I killed them for you! -When I saw them, I thought they were very beautiful and remembered you... ...and killed them. -Anyway, here I brought them to you... you'll probably want to put them in water so they... ...die, slowly.

fun!

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO PUTIN'S NEW YEAR'S SPEECH. HE USUALLY SAYS THIS YEAR WAS HARD AND FULL OF DIFFICULTIES. THIS TIME HE WILL PROBABLY JUST STAND SILENTLY FOR 5 MINUTES, THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY THIS IS JUST FUCKING, AND THEN CHIMS.

one-time fun

My husband tells me: “You won’t drink with your friends anymore!” and I look at him and joyfully think: so many years together, and how much optimism he still has...

-Darling, look what a beautiful day! -what you're suggesting? - Well, you yourself said that you would leave me one fine day.