桌面

son, you've been looking at your desktop for half an hour. -because you’ve been watching me look at my desktop for half an hour already..

mail.ru special agent: install for all users, automatically launch when windows starts, make mail.ru the home page, make search@mail.ru the default search, create desktop icons, install satellite @mail.ru, install guardmailru for your security (you don’t have to mark it, it will still be installed), register with my world@mail.ru after installation, install the mail.ru panel in all browsers, bookmark answers@mail.ru, install the ultra-modern amigo browser and make it the default browser.

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

desktop of a strong, independent woman

guests are knocking on the door, and you have shit on the table? cover everything with a sheet. Place an easel nearby. bold, bold, youthful!

I did it!