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Man at the ATM. I'm not looking. to earn his trust)
hungrycattt
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2023 10 22 06:45
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UZBEKISTAN Tashkent
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chuckler
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2024 06 07 04:57
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UNITED STATES Springfield
- Yoshki-matryoshkas, this is my chance. the boys won't believe it
borsch
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2015 08 06 13:46
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
girl, would you like some ice cream? no, I want normal!
redball
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2015 06 18 13:26
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KYRGYZSTAN Bishkek
-Yes, I did that in GTA. -It’s interesting how the nose of the plane does not submerge due to the weight of the pilots’ iron-titanium-concrete eggs. -because the weight of his eggs is equal to the feces deposited by the passengers behind)
kato
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2013 08 23 06:08
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RUSSIA Birobidzhan
-Let's have dinner. just you and me. -who will cook? -just you and that’s it.
borsch
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2015 07 21 12:17
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
producers are giving a chance to change their minds
fuck_humor
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2014 07 11 14:00
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
-I’m like your Cinderella: I wash, clean, cook. -I warned you: if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale.
sarkazm
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2015 08 02 07:48
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RUSSIA Taganrog
“if your hand gets pulled into the receiving hole along with the bill, don’t shout or hit the machine! This could make it even more angry” a machine that takes everything to heart
borsch
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2014 11 04 14:38
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-Sir, we are surrounded! -great, now we can attack in any direction!
sarkazm
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2015 08 18 02:53
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RUSSIA Taganrog
The "clever responses" meme has become especially popular in recent years, particularly after the advent of smartphone screenshots featuring entertaining text message exchanges. These conversations resemble short jokes, relying upon a posed question and a surprising answer. Often, no image background is necessary for the conversation, as truly clever responses stand out on their own. These memes are popular across all user categories, as they are universal and fit different situations ("Where are you?" "Do you want me to answer in rhymes?"). Clever responses employ small jokes, idioms, and are built on contradictions and double entendres ("Why don't you take any care of yourself?" "I have absolutely no suspicions about myself!" or "Which is more interesting, a book or a movie?" "No, you!"). Clever responses will often use sharp language (sometimes with profanity), are frequently used, and delivered directly to the point in verbal exchanges ("My earring hole hurts," "Who's Serezhka?" or "Why doesn't a beautiful, intelligent, charming girl like you have a boyfriend?" "He died, b****!"). The "clever responses" meme is like pepper as a seasoning for a bland dish - some people like it, while others spit it out. But they are a wonder all the same.