最初のルール

The first rule of iPhone ownership is that everyone should know that you have an iPhone.

The first rule when you are sick is not to google about the disease. never.

Rule No. 1 when walking through abandoned and dark places, the main thing is not to step in poop

The first rule of winter sex: whoever has snot comes from below

dear sister, I decided to teach you a lesson for taking my 500 rubles, your project is hidden in one of these folders and in each of these folders there are 4 more folders, the project has been renamed so don’t even try to use the search and I also scattered different ones according to the size of the folders files by folder, in general, I hope you understand that taking someone else’s is a bad and pleasant fuck, your beloved brother

..he is so cool. Let's call the first one Sasha. he snores so cutely. I need to call my mom. I want a wedding by the ocean!

The first guy who convinced a blind man that he needed dark glasses was probably the coolest salesman ever.

The first rule of the owner of a proofreader is that no one should know about the proofreader!

your favorite dining room

Ohm's first law - "don't tell anyone about Ohm's law"