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employer: what are your strengths? me: attentiveness and caution. also me, filling out an important document: name: Pavel Ivanov

Lieutenant Daenerys, storm-born from the house of Targaryen, from the blood of old Valyria, mother of dragons, queen of the Andals, Rhoynar and the first people. present your documents

give me your papers, take my poop

There is no other way to check the documents of Lambo drivers

The husband was stopped by traffic cops for exceeding the limit, the husband said: excuse me, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said the wife brought her lover (of course this didn’t happen, he just excused himself), they immediately let him go, they didn’t even check the documents: drive faster, hit them there. I had a similar situation, I was stopped for speeding, I remembered my husband’s story, I said: please let me go, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said my husband brought his mistress home. so these bastards checked the documents, and ctpaxobky, and measured the tint, and give them a fire extinguisher, and a full search of the car with witnesses, it took 3 hours to fill out the fine report! This is fucking male solidarity!