星座运势

Do your horoscopes never come true? It means your parents lied to you about your date of birth. maybe they don’t know it themselves. maybe they bought you from the gypsies.

find your car by zodiac sign

Find your delicious treat by zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

find your booze by zodiac sign: Aries - wine, Taurus - whiskey, Gemini - tequila, Cancer - vodka, Leo - cognac, Virgo - beer, Libra - sambuca, Scorpio - champagne, Sagittarius - rum, Capricorn - absinthe, Aquarius - port , fish - moonshine

Who are you according to your zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

-Then why the hell are you called Scorpio? -well.. -I was born in November.

The pimples on my face form constellations. -why don’t you have a boyfriend? Blame the stars.

My wife and I perfectly calculated the timing of conception so that our child would be a Scorpio. but for some reason it turned out to be a subzero.