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mastery of Russian spelling is like mastery of kung fu, real masters do not use it unless necessary...

-I took 2 grams for $40, never mind. -2 grams of what? Anatoly, answer me! -gram - grammar dictionary! -God. I thought you were writing about drugs :) do you have enough money or should you put it on your card? - a little bit won’t hurt)

zhi-shi write with "is"

a diploma is a very strange subject, it seems like you have it, but there’s still no job

-So, Mammed, how do you spell “zhi, shi”? -zhi, shi - write from the heart

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

Diploma presentation: expectation, reality