按键式电话

-Give me your phone number, please. -*delete*... *delete*... *delete*... -hold it!

-Guess how my girlfriend saves a Word document? -How? -presses the computer's shutdown button, the computer asks her: save the document? she presses yes. The computer turns off, while saving the document. after which she turns on the computer. profit!

moron on my shoulder - try pressing the button again, maybe the elevator will come faster!

If you watch a movie with Steven Seagal backwards, you get a movie about an outstanding chiropractor.

according to concepts, took a bite

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

JUSTIFY THE GUYS WON’T UNDERSTAND YOU WHAT’S WEAK ARE YOU NOT A GUY? BEHAVIOR LIKE A BOY GUYS DO NOT DO THIS LIVE BY CONCEPTS ARE YOU A BOY OR NOT A BOY WHY ARE YOU KICKING BEHIND YOUR BACK AND IN YOUR FACE WEAKLY? ARE YOU NOT A BOY, EXPLAIN THAT YOU ARE A BOY