技术

Elon Kask: China will never replicate our technology. China:

- Dear @roscomnadzor, if you block pornhub, do you at least offer an alternative? kisses, Lelya. - Dear Lelya, as an alternative, you can meet someone in real life.

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

bookcase now looks like this

-Welcome to the society of nerds! get yourself a chair. -actually, this chair, as you put it, doesn't have a back, so technically it's a stool. -It looks like we have a new chairman!

I got through to technical support, said: “our call is very important for you, wait for the caller’s question” and began to quietly improvise on the piano.

- why when I enter my number, they write to me that another page is already linked to this number? -Hello. Please write the numbers of the number in international format. -why do you need them?) -I’ll call you, let’s get to know each other, first we’ll have a heart-to-heart chat on long winter evenings, then we’ll meet, we’ll start going to the movies, museums, the opera together, I’ll marry you to a worthy man, you’ll make me the godmother of your firstborn, we’ll take you off in your old age blue convertible Ford Mustang >> 1966, we will travel around Europe with a brood of grandchildren, at the end of the journey, in our ninth decade, we will quietly die in Paris, in a cozy room at the Saint-Jean-de-Dieu clinic, in the 7th arrondissement, and we They will be buried together somewhere in the farthest and shady corner of the beautiful Pere-Lachaise. or I’ll just check which page the number is linked to and help link it to yours, if possible.

technically I'm not on the table

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

when I found out that Twix sticks are made using the same technology